Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

jiggyhippy:

Ye too real bruh

Posted 2 hours ago

At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.

jonnubroth:

giellelovee:

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One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.

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Save all the Koalas!

Why would you even go outside in that hell??? Why are you biking go indoors stay alive

(Source: kyos-cock)

Posted 2 hours ago

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

Posted 10 hours ago

whatyoudontsee93:

brightlights-starynights:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

We’re to busy worrying about what the cashier will think of my items and what judgements they’ll come too🍭

No fucking seriously fuck middle aged customers they’re the worst

"I’VE COME HERE FOR 25 YEARS AND HAVE SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AT THIS STORE"

"Sir, no you haven’t"

"ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR? WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER YOU ARE SO FIRED YOU LITTLE PUNK"

Posted 11 hours ago

mattymara:

The Front Bottoms - Swimming Pool

I will stop cutting my pants into shorts
I will address the issues I cannot ignore
And I will do the things I think you might like
And I will be alone probably the rest of my life

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

owlturdcomix:

I MADE A COMIC ABOUT IT.

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